Of course you are V. I really need you right now.
I’ll be there as soon as I can love, what’s the address?
The world is coming to a new end and a new beginning so get use to it.
Definitely not a world I want to live in if you’re considered royalty. \
Ooooh, that sounds great. I might just have to get two just in case. Yeah, I’m happy. I’m always happy, aren’t I?
See Starbucks isn’t all that bad. Yes you’re always happy, that’s why I asked.
I think I’m offended but I’m not sure. On the spot? I can’t bring out my wisdom if I’m not high though. Now that’d be funny if you scared them, a little weird but funny. You don’t just get to come over and get your revenge and then leave, it doesn’t work like that. I’m going to expect it most likely and I’ll be ready to retaliate. I can do both you know that right? I just have selective hearing sometimes. I do but you can’t forget that they collaborated on a song so every so often I got a little Drake.
Then you can’t say that wisdom exist if you can’t prove it. If you’re dad owns a gun it won’t be fun for me. I’d rather not end up on the 12 o’clock news just to surprise you. How does it work exactly because that’s the perfect way if you ask me. See, if you retaliate that won’t be far. You’re defending yourself and I didn’t get to prepare myself for the whipped cream attack. Prove it. Does that mean you’re gonna call me at 2 am singing Marvin’s Room?
From the usual? I’m not always confused, and I’ve been told that I’ve got wisdom for days when I’m high. Eh…maybe, I don’t do the whole swallowing my pride thing well. You could sneak in, maybe I want you to sneak in. I’m not opposed to this happening because I’ll just get you back. Wow…why would you even…? Not fair at all. Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin’ with no makeup on, that’s when you’re the prettiest I hope that you don’t take it wrong…just saying. That would probably be best.
No offense, but you’re usually dazed and confused. This is nothing new. See, you’re not high right now so not much wisdom is coming out, but please enlighten me. That’s obvious, but fine too. Definitely not going to spook your parents by sneaking in. Besides… I’d sneak in, get my revenge, then leave. Not much fun for you, unless you expect me coming then I’m screwed. Because then I’d know you’re listening to me and not just checking me out. Since when did you become Drake? I thought you had Kanye’s attitude 24/7. I’ll keep that in mind.
Hail to the king baby!
What is the world coming to?
You don’t have to go full Mama Bear, I have enough with Mama Coyne and Declan watching over me 24/7.
Fi, am I allowed to at least come see you?
I-I’m in the hospital, V.
Why are you in the hospital? What happened? Don’t make me go full Mama Bear at the hospital trying to find you.
You know I can honestly say that the only time I ever go to that place is for you girls… But alright, I’ll bring that too. I might take a sip of that since i sounds decent than the other stuff that Fi gets. Alright, if you say so.
And we love you for that. Mine taste pretty much like a chocolate milkshake so I’m sure you’l like mine too much that I wouldn’t even get any. You’re happy right?